Miss Williams! Miss Williams!
You’d really best come quick!
The wise men keep on arguing,
And Joseph’s just been sick!

The star somehow got broken,
We don’t know yet who did it,
Some say that it was Lizzie -
I think it was Ned Pitt.

The girls were playing with Jesus,
And his head somehow came off…
And the boy that sings the solo,
Just got a nasty cough.

The wise men are still bickering,
Over which of them is most wise,
And one really seems to think,
That he’s God in disguise.

The shepherds have just lost their sheep,
And don’t know what to do –
I don’t suppose that you’d know where
To find a random ewe?

Betsy says her tooth’s come out,
And that she wants her mum;
And by now Joseph is looking
Really rather glum…

The audience are coming in,
But we’re really in a state,
Do you think they’ll mind too much
If we’re about an hour late?

The scenery’s fallen down again –
I just thought that you should know,
And, Miss Williams, you’ll never guess…
Miss Williams? Where’d you go?